so there

it bugs me when people take other peoples words and twist them out of context; or alter them to support their personal agendas - to bind what has been loosed; to enslave those who have been set free.

last night i showed matt the lolcat bible, and we began to talk about a certain man referencing verses incorrectly, and matt suggested we look them up, to shake it off...
so, here they are, in lolcat speak* which, i should warn you, if you don't frequent icanhascheeseburger.com very often, you may not fully understand.

titus:1
1 Oh hai, Paul workz for teh Ceiling Cat an is laik best matez wiv Baby Jesus, srsly, so tehre, kthxbye.
2 Laik ages ago, teh Ceiling Cat sed he canned live forevers, srsly.
3 An he sedded some gud stuffs, cos Ceiling Cat who is l33t, made him do it, but did not eated him.
4 Titus, you can has cheezburgrs plz?
5 U has been in teh Crete, doin gud stuffs an givin jobz to old kittehs in teh cities.
6 Gud pplz can has one wife plz? And their kidz better not be getting asbos or bein chavs, srsly.
7 Old pplz wiv tall hatz gotted to be gud, coz workin for teh Ceiling Cat. That meanz no catnipz, no fightin on teh garden fence, no scratchin other kittehs, an not pooin on teh monies, kthx.
8 But also gotted to be party pplz, still no catnipz tho LOL, an be kind an laikin teh good men (but no buttsecks!) and stuffs.
9 Sed stuffs laik "Ai gotted teh truth, srsly, so can all pplz believe mai now plz? kthxbye."
10 Coz lotz pplz sez all kindz of bad lyin stuffs, specially after trip to vetz for teh newteringz.
11 They sedded lies an bad stuffs just for teh monies, an should STFU! kthx
12 Even one of teh bad pplz tehre sedded alz Cretians are lying, bad puppehs, an slow. So tehre.
13 Ai is not lyin, srsly! Go get teh water pistol an shootz tehm!
14 That way they is listenin to truth of teh Ceiling Cat, not bad stuffz.
15 Gud pplz gotted gud minds, but bad pplz thinkz bad thoghts.
16 Dey is laik, "Oh hai Ceiling Cat!" to his face, but tryin bite him when turnz round, and pooin outside teh litter tray an stuffs.

titus:2
1 Say proper good stuffs,
2 Like old menz should stay off teh catnipz an be patient an other good stuffz
3 Old womnz too, should be gud, stay off teh catnipz an be sayin good stuffs
4 To teh young womnz, like stay off teh catnipz, an luv their husbandz an kidz. kthx.
5 Or not get caught, anywayz, so no bad secks, stay home and be doin wot husbandz say, otherwise Ceiling Cat wud be p1ssed off. Srsly.
6 Teh young menz, just stay off teh catnipz,k?
7 Oh, an be gud.
8 Oh an dont sez teh silly stuffs, so that other kittehs cant say LMAO k?
9 Oh an do what teh bosses sez an dont be cheeky,
10 An not steeling bukkits or cookies cos is white collar crime an this looks bad on Ceiling Cat, kthx?
11 Cos Ceiling Cat's pwr is savin us an everyone knows it, so tehre.
12 So dont do bad stuffs or has teh bad secks, and stay off teh catnipz for now
13 Cos then Baby Jesus might turn up on his invisible bike an bring cheezburgrs!
14 An you know he dedded for us, so we owez him, kthxbye.
15 So tehre.